Akatsuki Night In: Go to Bed

“I… am going to bed,” you announce, wanting nothing to do with the night. It will only give you a headache, for sure. Or you will end up playing some game that leaves you at the mercy of every male in the room. No thank you.

You rise to your feet, leaving the comfort of the red arm chair you have been lounging in, not waiting for a response from any of the other members. You stalk off towards the bedrooms, ignoring Tobi’s protests of ‘____, you’re no fun! PLEEEEAAAASE STAY~!”

Aah Tobi. One of the main reasons you have decided to go to bed. He is such a loud mouthed idiot; if he gets drink in him, he never shuts up.

You stuff your hands into the pockets of your cloak, skulking off into the dark bedroom corridors.

Once inside your room you let out a sigh of relief, chucking off your cloak nonchalance, letting it fall where it pleases. Rising your hands up over your head, you stretch, wondering what you will do for the evening in the comfort of your own room. Read a book? Practice some ninjutsu? Maybe even take a relaxing bath with candles – ooh that sounds nice. You will do that.

Akatsuki Night In: Spin the Bottle

“I… have no idea.”

This is possibly the worst response you could have given, and had you known what was coming next you would have thought much harder of an activity you could do.

It is Tobi who chirps up, waving his arm about frantically.

“Tobi knows, Tobi knows!” he starts to yell, “Pick Tobi, he knows what to do!”

You have to duck to avoid the kunai-knife that flies over your head in Tobi’s direction. When it misses the masked-nin by an inch, you whirl your head around to glare at the thrower. Hidan, seeing your expression, tsks.

“I was just fucking doing what you all wanted to.”

Tobi, oblivious to the recent attempt on his life, calls loudly,

“Let’s play Spin the Bottle!”

This causes a loud ripple of groans, including yours, but nevertheless you decide to play – simply because Pein has threatened all of you with unspeakable evils if you don’t.

It takes a few moments for all of you to sit round in a circle, and a few more for Hidan to down the contents of the sake bottle – because using an already empty one is unthinkable, in his eyes. But once everything is done and ready – the immortal ninja now swaying from side to side next to you – you begin to play Spin the Bottle. You are first to spin, as you drew the shortest straw, so take the round glass in your hand and flick your wrist.

Everyone waits, watching the bottle spin and spin, until it finally comes to halt in front of Zetsu. The pair of you share a glance. You huff over-dramatically.

“Fine, fine. But if anyone speaks of this again, they die.”