Akatsuki Night In: Go to Bed

“I… am going to bed,” you announce, wanting nothing to do with the night. It will only give you a headache, for sure. Or you will end up playing some game that leaves you at the mercy of every male in the room. No thank you.

You rise to your feet, leaving the comfort of the red arm chair you have been lounging in, not waiting for a response from any of the other members. You stalk off towards the bedrooms, ignoring Tobi’s protests of ‘____, you’re no fun! PLEEEEAAAASE STAY~!”

Aah Tobi. One of the main reasons you have decided to go to bed. He is such a loud mouthed idiot; if he gets drink in him, he never shuts up.

You stuff your hands into the pockets of your cloak, skulking off into the dark bedroom corridors.

Once inside your room you let out a sigh of relief, chucking off your cloak nonchalance, letting it fall where it pleases. Rising your hands up over your head, you stretch, wondering what you will do for the evening in the comfort of your own room. Read a book? Practice some ninjutsu? Maybe even take a relaxing bath with candles – ooh that sounds nice. You will do that.

Akatsuki Night In: Spin the Bottle

“I… have no idea.”

This is possibly the worst response you could have given, and had you known what was coming next you would have thought much harder of an activity you could do.

It is Tobi who chirps up, waving his arm about frantically.

“Tobi knows, Tobi knows!” he starts to yell, “Pick Tobi, he knows what to do!”

You have to duck to avoid the kunai-knife that flies over your head in Tobi’s direction. When it misses the masked-nin by an inch, you whirl your head around to glare at the thrower. Hidan, seeing your expression, tsks.

“I was just fucking doing what you all wanted to.”

Tobi, oblivious to the recent attempt on his life, calls loudly,

“Let’s play Spin the Bottle!”

This causes a loud ripple of groans, including yours, but nevertheless you decide to play – simply because Pein has threatened all of you with unspeakable evils if you don’t.

It takes a few moments for all of you to sit round in a circle, and a few more for Hidan to down the contents of the sake bottle – because using an already empty one is unthinkable, in his eyes. But once everything is done and ready – the immortal ninja now swaying from side to side next to you – you begin to play Spin the Bottle. You are first to spin, as you drew the shortest straw, so take the round glass in your hand and flick your wrist.

Everyone waits, watching the bottle spin and spin, until it finally comes to halt in front of Zetsu. The pair of you share a glance. You huff over-dramatically.

“Fine, fine. But if anyone speaks of this again, they die.”

Akatsuki Night In: Seven Minutes in Heaven

“Let's play seven minutes in heaven!” you yell enthusiastically – too enthusiastically. Everyone else in the room looks at you with one or both eyebrows raised, but you shrug it off. After your outburst it goes quiet for a moment, then Itachi points out, deciding to enlighten those that haven't already noticed,

“There's no point playing that game. ____, you're the only girl here.”

You smile devilishly, helping everyone realise your true intentions behind this game,

“I know, which means it's more likely two of you guys will have to go in together!” You make a kissing face, to which Hidan gives you the finger,

“Fuck off! I'm not doing it!”

You glare at him, not liking that he won't take part. That's just like Hidan.

“Oh come on!” You change tactics and give him a playful wink, “You might end up with me.”

This only makes him turn his head, folding his arms over his chest in the process,

“Even more reason not to!”

Your jaw drops open,

“Hidan you-”

Luckily the loudness of everyone's laughter manages to censor the second half of your sentence. Once everything is quiet again Pein, shrouded by the shadows at the back of the room, decides to speak,

“Well then ____, as no one has suggested a better option, we will take yo-”

“LET'S DO A FUCKING DRINKING GA-”

'Clang'

“-As you were saying, Leader?” You say with a grin, having momentarily knocked Hidan unconscious with a kunai to the head. Pein continues,

“We will take your idea and play seven minutes in heaven.” he pauses, “but as you suggested it, you will be going first.”

This causes many cat-calls. You nod,

“Sure!” You know that the faster you're in and gone, the sooner you can get other people in together, and the better chance you have at getting provocative photographs. Photographs you can later sell for much needed money.

Itachi points something out again, able to tell what you're thinking by the look on your face,

“____, there really is no point to this game. If you are not willing to do anything with one of the other members, what makes you think they will do anything with each other?”

You go to retort something about how you're sure they're all batting for the other team anyway, but Pein comments first, a slight amount of amusement swirling in his voice,

“Fair point, Itachi.” He becomes quiet, forcing all of you to look into the shadow where he is sat, then something small comes whirling out of it at you. Deidara goes to grab it but you're faster and catch it between your middle fingers. You pull it in and study it.

“A lipstick tube?”

Some of the other members catch on before you do and cat-call again. Pein explains,

“With each pair that enters, they must at least kiss each other. The lipstick stain will be proof.”

Kisame mumbles, digging Itachi in the ribs as he laughs,

“And Leader just happened to have some lipstick on him?”

Pein says from the shadows, firmly,

“It's Konan's.”

This causes a ripple of chuckles; chuckles from everyone but Zetsu. His black side grumbles to his white side,

“First we're getting locked in a room with some creep, now we're putting on make-up-”

“What's next? Boosting the time up to half an hour and making us give them a lap dance?”

The room is quiet. The other members dart their eyes to the back of the room, hoping Pein hasn't just had another brilliant idea.

“Half an hour sounds better, in my opinion.” Damn. “But no lap-dances are needed.” It could be worse!

Many of the others turn to glare at Zetsu. He gives them an innocent look; not realising everyone has heard the conversation between his two halves.

So now, faced with a game of 'Thirty minutes in heaven and you to have to kiss them or suffer the consequences', it comes as no surprise when a large population of the males decide they don't want to play. Unfortunately they have no opinion in the matter. They are playing. It comes as a little less of a blow to them, even for Hidan, when you're reminded that you have to be the first one to go into the closet, or more, since they don't have a closet, Tobi's room as it's the nearest.

So once the game is set up, all the boys having drawn something on pieces of paper and put it in Pein's Kasa, the bamboo hat is passed to you and you are told to draw a piece of paper from it. You drop your hand in hurriedly, wanting to get your turn over with as soon as possible, but also you have a small part of you that wants to see who you're spending your time with. It's half of the fun, after all.

You open the piece of paper, looking over the drawing, then immediately you scrunch up the paper, slip it in your pocket and call out,

Akatsuki Night In: Snuggle Bug

“How about we play snuggle-bug?” You say merrily. It has been a long long time since you'd last played it; so long in fact that it was before your time in Akatsuki.

Everyone looks at you for a second, then the majority nod, strange looks in their eyes. You notice.

“W-what?” You ask anxiously. They don't reply so you decide to quickly set up the game, brushing it off. You rip up a piece of paper so that there are ten pieces, then as you go to write 'snuggle-bug' on one of them, you feel a hand close over yours. You look up to see Pein standing over you,

“Sir?”

“I'll do that, if it's alright with you.” He says quietly. You know he's not asking but you reply anyway,

“Oh, yes, that's fine.”

You stand up and give the pen to Pein. He sits down and picks up one of the pieces of paper. You look away as he writes the words down, only to see half of the males in the room looking at you.

“What!?”

They don't look away; in fact those that hadn't been looking at you, look as well instead.

'Oh great...- weirdos.'

Just then Pein rises to his feet. The game is ready to begin. He walks around the room, each member taking a piece of paper from him, then he arrives at you last. You take the paper from him and open it.

Akatsuki Night In: Camping

You smile, an idea popping into your head,

“Let’s go camping!”

No one says anything – then Itachi points out from his armchair,

“We go camping on missions all the time.”

You nod, agreeing,

“Yeah, we do, but I don’t mean camping like that; I mean proper camping! With camp-fires and marshmallows and staying up at night making shadow-puppets on the side of the tent!” Again, silence. You sweat-drop, “Aww, come on guys, it will be fun!”

Pein is the first to reply to your idea, sat hidden in shadows at the back of the room,

“I think…that that is actually quite a good idea, ____.” He hears a few protests but continues, “It could be a very good bonding experience and can change the way we look at camping; not having to get up early in the morning to carry on moving.”

You grin; glad someone is supporting you,

“Yeah! Exactly!”

A few of the other members – now looking at camping in a different light – agree with you, thinking it will probably be alright, though a few still complain.

Nevertheless at 7:00pm sharp, all members of Akatsuki make their way from the base carrying tents, sleeping bags and other equipment, heading deep into the surrounding forest. Pein has bullied them into going whether they want to or not.

You walk for a good twenty minutes until you make it to a small coveted area; perfect for setting up the tents. You’re grinning from ear-to-ear, happy that Pein had taken your idea on.

Akatsuki Night In: Party

“Hmm…” you say, pressing your finger to your bottom lip. “How abouutttt…-” You click your fingers. “Let’s have a party!”

You hear a few yells of approval, and Hidan calls, “Fuck yeah! House party!”

You laugh. “No, Hidan, not that kind of party! I mean a real party! Dancing and waistcoats and champagne in small glasses!”

Akatsuki Night In: Drinking Game

Oh dear. To put it politely… oh dear. As you hadn’t managed to think of one single thing to do in over ten minutes, the job had been passed onto someone else, and that someone was Hidan. It had only taken him 0.4 of a second to make up his mind on what to do. He had dashed off, leaving you all in suspense, reappearing moments later with two crates of sake, announcing to you all,

“Ring of fire, anyone?”

Akatsuki Night In: Film Night

“Let's watch a film!” you say happily. Everyone nods and Deidara grins.

“Let's watch a scary film, un! Tobi, grab some popcorn!”

“Yes sir!” Says the masked boy enthusiastically. He scurries from the room, off into the kitchen.

So all of you pile onto the chairs and the sofas, then Hidan picks out a scary film at Deidara request. The blonde bomber looks over to you and smirks.

Akatsuki Night In: Truth or Dare

"Okay, truth or dare, ____?" Kisame says with a grin. It had been his idea to play truth or dare, since you hadn't thought of anything in time... unlucky. Tobi had suggested baking cookies but that was ruled out after the last time; and the less said about that the better.
You stare at Kisame, weighing up your options. Well... the obvious dare he's going to choose is something to do with drinking; it is Kisame after all.
“Dare!” You say with a smile, confident in your choice. You watch the blue man closely, then your smile falters when he gives you a toothy grin.